Bloody Foxtongue ([info]porphyre) wrote,
@ 2008-04-28 15:41:00
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Current music:the hype machine: the bird and the bee - man

working a temp job from nine to five
Researchers at the University of the Witwatersrand in South Africa compared the feet of people from different cultures plus 2,000 year old skeletons. The skeletons had the healthiest feet (at least when they were alive), followed by the modern population that normally goes barefoot.

“Natural gait is biomechanically impossible for any shoe-wearing person,” wrote Dr. William A. Rossi in a 1999 article in Podiatry Management. “It took 4 million years to develop our unique human foot and our consequent distinctive form of gait, a remarkable feat of bioengineering. Yet, in only a few thousand years, and with one carelessly designed instrument, our shoes, we have warped the pure anatomical form of human gait, obstructing its engineering efficiency, afflicting it with strains and stresses and denying it its natural grace of form and ease of movement head to foot.” In other words: Feet good. Shoes bad.
Justifying, wonderfully, what I've been telling everyone since I was at least six years old. Never again will I attempt to look meek when someone berates me on my lack of footwear, instead I shall raise my head high and declare quite gladly that science is on my side. I have citation!


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[info]kylecassidy
2008-04-28 11:48 pm UTC (link)
i wonder if dr. rossi has ever stepped on a lego....

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[info]porphyre
2008-04-29 04:54 pm UTC (link)
There really is nothing quite as terrible, is there? I'd rather walk on a gravel path then lego.

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[info]inri33
2008-04-28 11:51 pm UTC (link)
"Excuse me, miss. Why aren't you wearing any shoes?"

"SCIENCE!" *stomps off gleefully*

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[info]porphyre
2008-04-29 04:55 pm UTC (link)
PRECISELY!

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[info]bloodykitty
2008-04-28 11:58 pm UTC (link)
i like flip flops. they allow me to not step on shit [sometimes literally] while not having to wear actual shoes.

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[info]porphyre
2008-04-29 04:55 pm UTC (link)
*nods* I carry them in the summer. Otherwise, I'm not allowed on the bus, plus, really, going downtown without shoes is suicide.

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[info]zok
2008-04-29 12:10 am UTC (link)
http://www.vibramfivefingers.com/

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[info]porphyre
2008-04-29 04:57 pm UTC (link)
I got to try one of those once, [info]dwights had a pair. I //think// I like them but I'm not sure I'm sold.

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[info]morbid_curious
2008-04-29 04:32 am UTC (link)
I spend a fair amount of my time barefoot, too. Did when I was a child, too. With wide, flat feet and high insteps, most shoes are even worse for me than they are for other people.

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[info]porphyre
2008-04-29 04:58 pm UTC (link)
I partially snapped a ligament once while practicing mat leaps, and when I was in the hospital, they had all the babydocs come in to line file through and examine my "feet shaped feet" which are apparently "impossible" in this day and age. *shakes head*

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[info]tlf1138
2008-04-29 06:53 am UTC (link)
I will wait for at least 5 other studies in this area until I conclude for against footwear.

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[info]tlf1138
2008-04-29 08:05 am UTC (link)
typo: until I conclude for or against footweat

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[info]tlf1138
2008-04-29 08:23 am UTC (link)
gah. forget it.

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[info]porphyre
2008-04-29 04:58 pm UTC (link)
win!

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[info]amethest
2008-04-29 03:16 pm UTC (link)
I agree whole heartedly with this post, however especially in the downtown core, and espeically being a graveyard security guard the possibly of damage to my feet (cracked out people busting out random awkward nija moves, and/or shit falling on them) let alone stepping on glass or a needle and contracting something, means I can't go barefoot in confidence. Steel-toe boots all the way.

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[info]amethest
2008-04-29 03:17 pm UTC (link)
However, Duncan Folk Festival with a lot of hippies, flowing skirts, and blue grass mosh pits, I'm all over it.

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[info]porphyre
2008-04-29 04:58 pm UTC (link)
Any folk fest, really.

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[info]amethest
2008-05-02 07:10 am UTC (link)
Yup. True. That's just the main one I've been at consistantly.

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Bee stings on feet
[info]vgibson
2008-04-30 04:51 pm UTC (link)
Dearest Jhayne,

Shoes are required in the city. From those six year old times of bee stings on bare feet in the backyard to the present horror of used needles carelessly discarded, please, please wear your shoes. Be barefoot inside. Get ergonomically designed shoes. Please guard those tender tootsies against harm.

Love Mum

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[info]porphyre
2008-04-30 11:37 pm UTC (link)
I was wondering when you'd show up. *grins* You know I'm immune to bees now? It's neat.

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Podiatry Management?
[info]vgibson
2008-05-01 08:14 pm UTC (link)
Jhayne, I did not know you were an avid reader of podiatry journals. I am sure if you searched through JSTOR you could come up with further scholarly articles on shoes and foot health (7inch spike heels for dancing anyone?). BUT mother says wear your shoes when outside.

Love Mum

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